Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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