I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
When are your genitals available?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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