i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
