Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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