talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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