Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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