I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Randomize
