I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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