Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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