never play flip cup with pint glasses
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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