when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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