We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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