I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Alive.
So much puke
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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