Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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