he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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