I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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