I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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