you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
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