stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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