It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I see more hoeing in ur future
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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