Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
My ass is underappreciated
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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