Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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