i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
My ass is underappreciated
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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