After last night, I could never be a politician.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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