he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
This house was built for laser tag.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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