Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Randomize
