8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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