David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
is it fun? or sober?
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