this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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