I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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