i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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