even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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