The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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