help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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