Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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