until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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