I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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