As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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