he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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