had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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