does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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