how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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