butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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