Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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