the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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