He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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