Nicole vs. Life
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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