so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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