Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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