Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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