the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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