Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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