Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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