She's JV to your varsity
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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