But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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